Week 9 NFL Picks

9-4 last week...it's basically like a drunken chimpanzee picking games here. I'm like Terry Bradshaw getting beaten by the chicken. I AIM FOR DOMINANCE AGAIN! ...right now

Jacksonville over KC- Battle of some crappy teams. Jax is better at this point.

Bengals over Ravens- Going to be a great one, no doubt. I think Cinci is just too consistent across the board at this point, and at least pre-bye week were rolling on all cylinders.

Colts over Texans- Lets not get crazy here. Houston is better than in years past (one where they actually upset the Colts, what was that two years ago?) but they will NOT win this one.

Falcons over Redskins- Because (say it with me now) Washington...is...terrrrrible

Green Bay over Tampa- Aaron Rodgers continues his run of brilliance...just gotta get that ball out of his hands faster.

Cardinals over Bears- This will be a bit of a shootout.

Pats over Dolphins- Consistently (with the exception of 2007) just an awesome game, twice a year. I'll bet that NE has figured out that Wildcat that gutted them last year.

Saints over Panthers- The run continues...Carolina is one dimensional on offense.

Seattle over Detroit- Poor Detroit goes into one of the hardest stadiums to play in, this one is over before it even begun and Seattle isn't even that good this year!

Titans over San Fran- In a close one.

Giants over Chargers- They have to right the ship sometime....right? CA teams playing on the East Coast usually do not fair well.

Philly over Cowboys- Dallas looks for revenge on the Philly team which destroyyyyyed them in week 17 last year to earn an unlikely playoff bid. But it's not enough.

Pittsburgh over Denver- Even a mile high, Pittsburgh is a mile better.