Bah Humbug

I hate the holidays because gyms are closed and I have to pretend to be festive.

People are creepily nice to you in stores, but really they either want to sell you something or they're normally assholes, but have a little Christmas spirit. They'll be back to being assholes next week.

But in the end, if these holidays are well spent with friends and family which you actually like, there's hope for us all. Even me.

Happy New Year!!!!!!!